CALLING DR. PHIL by Jerry Hunter
Callin' Dr. Phil please help me if you will
My whole life is a mess
My wife ran off with a woman - I never saw it comin'
And now my son Joe Bob is wearin' a dress
She started stayin' out late - so I think she's got another man
When I found out the truth - I'm thinkin' I wish she had
I called my girlfriend's house - my wife answered the phone
You'd think she could've at least found a woman of her own
I see you helpin' folks all the time on TV
Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil won't you please help me
I'm sinkin' like a stone - I can't make it own my own
Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil please pick up the phone
I just know if me and Joe Bob could come and talk to you
You'll figger it all out and tell us what to do
And maybe while we're there you can find me the perfect mate
And lay me out a program to lose a little weight
Dr. Phil in my book you are number one
When it comes to helpin' folks you flat git 'er done
I've got my Dr. Phil cap and t-shirt on
I bought'em on your website Dr. Phil .com
I see you helpin' folks........
