Bubba Louise Jerry Hunter
Bubba went to the doctor... complainin' of a pain in his head
So they did some tests and the doctor said...Bubba your brain's half dead
You've gotta have a transplant....you've gotta have it right away
You're in luck...lock your firewood truck...we had a brain come in today
They brought in a team of experts... and ev'rything went great
But later on when Bubba woke up... he had a strange look on his face
The doctor said to Bubba...Bubba we are pleased
Bubba got wide-eyed...and then replied...who's Bubba...I'm Louise ( WOOOOPS)
Well it took a lotta therapy but Bubba fin'ly got out
He left rehab in his bib overalls...but you oughta see him now
He bought a lowcut dress...waxed his legs and chest and his eyebrows are tweezed
French perfume and high heel shoes... and his hair is big and teased
Chorus 1:
Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise
His skirts are slit...his personality's split...
He is a sight to see
He's a-paintin' his lips... he's swingin' his hips..
And showin' off his knees
Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise
Bubba sold Billy Ray his bluetick hound...got a cute little white poodle pup
He hired a dude named Bruce from New York City to spruce his ole cabin up
Gets his hair done ever Friday down at Mozelle's Magic Mirror
He's a-keepin' that beehive do alive and his complexion's gettin' clearer
Bubba bought a computer...got high-speed DSL
He's a-sellin' firewood on EBay...and really doin' well
Hangin' out in them chatrooms...Singles.com is his fav'rite site
Got a date this Friday with a Mr. Smith...somebody's gonna be surprised
Chorus 2:
Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise
He's sweatin' to the oldies...and droppin' those pounds
He's lost to a size 53
He's a-tonin' up...he's a-slimmin' down
His personal trainer is pleased
Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise
SPOKEN:
Hey looky there Leroy....I'll bet that stranger driving that 49 Dodge with that bad rug is
that Mr. Smith Bubba's been goin' on about all week....
he sure don't look much like his picture...
I guess that seersucker suit must be hidin' all them big muscles
Yep...there he goes knockin' on Bubba's door....mannnnn somebody's gonna be surprised....
I mean this is a hoot now.... hey Leroy I cain't believe this can you...hey guys y'all come look at this...that's sumthin' else right there...aw look at that...uh oh...aw man
